My child's clothing seem to be drawn to the toilet bowl.
She sits there, does her business, and then decides to strip down.
I'd be ok with it if she didn't decide to send the clothing swimming afterward.
Except yesterday when she sat there, did her business, took of her pants, stuffed them in, and then did more business on top. Like a cherry.
That instance deserved three WOOCHILEs and one PRIMAL SCREAM.
Yeah, I think I'll start rating my frustration. Maybe that will make it more like a game? And then it'll become fun instead of stress-inducing?
Ok, so this whole Time Out thing...
Have they come up with something new yet? I never got Time Outs as a kid. I got my a$$ beat. So, I'm really trying to break tradition here. But Playette seems to have this Time Out thing all figured out. She has no problem sitting on the step(I've seen a whopping 3 episodes of Super Nanny and this is what I took away from it). She waits it out (sometimes she tries to entertain herself), and when I come back to her she waits for me to come down to her level and talk (blah blah blah), she says ok when I ask her not to do whatever again, then says and signs sorry, and gives me a hug while patting my back and asking me if I'm ok.
It kinda feels like I'm the one who was on Time Out.
Wait. Is that the point?