Tuesday, November 6, 2012

True Story

Scene: Yesterday, Bed Bath & Beyond (We call it "Triple B" around these parts.)

I walked up to Customer Service because I was in a hurry and don't know the store layout well.

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Me: Excuse me. Could you please point me in the direction of the glasses?

CS: You mean eyeglasses?

Me: BLANKSTARE

*tumbleweeds blow by as I cock my head to the side and wait*

"Is she serious?" I wonder.

She is.

Me: No. I would like to purchase drinking glasses.

CS: Oh. Uh. Go around that way and they'll be on your left.

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Am I the only one who does not go to Triple B for corrective lenses?

Please enlighten me.

Also? Why do I leave the house, ever?

5 comments:

Becca said...
1

Okay, feeling sheepish here...first thing I thought of was eyeglasses...LOL

Anonymous said...
2

The do have some pretty spiffy "readers" there, just sayin...but at BBB 1st guess from sales associate should be drinking glasses.

Tara said...
3

LOL! Awesome.

ckbrylliant said...
4

this made me laugh out loud. And even though I have only met you once, I could just picture you standing there with tumbleweeds blowing by and your head all tilted....!!

Not a Perfect Mom said...
5

this just confirms my "all people are idiots" stance