Snort

I was just about to put Dez down for nap and stopped to change his diaper. Playette sat on the floor near my feet and was quiet for a moment. Then, she started saying some letters. I quickly realized that she was reading something off of one of the items I was using.

P-A-M-P-E-R-S

"Great job!" I said, taking every advantage to encourage her. "What does that spell?"

With every ounce of confidence and pride she possesses in her little body, she replied, matter-of-factly...

 "Wipes."